i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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