Im at strip club and am horny
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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