Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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