you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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