your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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