STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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