He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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