I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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