her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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