Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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