What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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