This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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