Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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