belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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