butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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