You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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