white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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