i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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