i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
home. puking in laundry basket.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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