like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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