so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
