okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I will be naked everywhere
My bed is full of blood and feathers
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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