i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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