Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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