get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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