NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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