he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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