I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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You. Win. At. Life.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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