It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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