i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
