I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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