Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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