Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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