you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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