How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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