I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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