your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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