i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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