I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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