why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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