the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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