i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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