Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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