I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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