My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The struggles of a small town man whore
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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