I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
