At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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