so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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