i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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