I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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