Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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