Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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