So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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