There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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