exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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