How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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