You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
They took my balls.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
